Roasts the Roughest UK Towns

Crowd work from the UK Laughs Funny tour. First half of the compilation is from Dartford, Kent.

Features: Someone nicked our seats, what was P Diddy’s parties really like, Text – car been keyed after a break up, Text – slept with the wrong twin, you look like a weather man, a waterman, Text – advice for someone stuck in a sh*t job, do some more laughing, try and do my laugh on 3, get your cock out, Text – hi from a fat bloke who works on trains, did they run out of trousers in the kids section, if you’re so rich why are you in Dartford, recruitment consultant, Elton John rang he wants his suit back, you’ve got green hair haven’t you, Bliss the Vet receptionist, why do you go off tangent when we hit a nerve, I want him to be heckled, it’s green, my whole family’s here, Thank God you’re back, have you ever been in a fight, why are you so handsome, what really pisses you off, that was boring, I’m dating your mum, any tips, Text – prostate checking and a cheeky finger, did you hear a zip, unfortunately you look like the guy from Toy Story, Sam the digger driver, what was Joe Rogan like, he’s a f*ckwit, Danielle the property developer, I got engaged to my fiancé, any single ladies in, how do you feel about your square head, my gran wants to know your thoughts on pegging, can I have my money back, they’ve already paid for parking, you look like the kid from Toy Story,