Heckle compilation, Eastbourne 2024

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Jimmy’s Ruthless Roast of Heckler Aaron’s 40th Birthday

Crowd work compilation from the Heckle Amnesty Series. Filmed on Jimmy’s Laughs Funny tour in Eastbourne, England. May 31st 2024.

Features: You’ve got big feet, you’ve got massive ears, get your tits out, where’s Alan, I didn’t have anything to say – just fuck you, how come you can say what you want but we can’t, are you best friends with David Walliams, and Alan Carr, what do you do Tiffany, you were talking about a big dick, do you like Eastbourne, you said it, really need a wee, are you about to have a heart attack, how do you get a lesbian to fuck a gay man, as a  kid what was your party trick, what changed, what’s your favourite dad joke, talking to Luke and Charlie, what else have you got, can you speak any other languages, would you have a face lift, Katie Hopkins roasted you the other day, Aaron’s 40th birthday, Text – husband leaving Porsche, Fuck Kieran, what makes people with Tourettes tick, Kieran have you been fucking his wife again, Text –  Kier has just passed his bike test, Text – mum’s 50th and 18 year old that is desperate for a girlfriend, Text – what colour panties are you wearing, your Netflix episode was shit, how are you, I love you, I think she said I love you, can you come over this side of the stage so I can see you ‘cos this fella’s head’s big, you’re supposed to shave it not add hair to it, get your dick out, who is your comic idol, you’ve got quite a lot of tattoos, Shannon the AirBNB cleaner, you look like a Lego man, you can’t grow a moustache, talking to Dan, talking to Kerry, Text – parents first night out with my boyfriend, Alex the pilot, asking a vet how many cats killed, Text – Jimmy saved a suicidal son 9 years ago

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