“Don’t Let Him Anywhere Near Him!” – When a Fight Nearly Breaks Out at a Jimmy Carr Show
This is a really good one and has a bit of everything in it!
Jimmy has a sore throat throughout and mentions that he’s just spent the day with Romesh (who is from Crawley) and that would have been them filming this Big Pitch episode.
“When a fight is close to breaking out mid-show, Jimmy Carr steps in to calm the chaos. One audience member refuses to stop talking, and after tempers flare, Jimmy takes control — diffusing the situation with composure, humour, and an unexpected touch of empathy.”
Heckler Amnesty crowd work clip from Jimmy’s Laughs Funny tour. Filmed at one of the two Crawley, UK gigs at The Hawth on May 8th 2025.
Features: what’s wrong with your throat, do you suck them off, apart from tax evasion, go to the same one as you (barber), (joke) one of the kids at the local park…. What’s happening there? he won’t stop talking, lights up, STFU, rules of society, I’m here to have a laugh, it’s not helping him that’s for sure, John the roofer, the menopause, // FIGHT //, you’ve gotta go man, buy him a beer, Text – husband’s 47th birthday, It’s French, I’m a tax lawyer, Text – first outing since my dad took his own life, this gig’s for Hugh, Text – couple bought their first house and dog, don’t buy a f**king dog, roofer, Text – couple came from Luxembourg, talk to everyone, don’t get stabbed, stand on the right, Houses of Parliament, Primrose Hill to Camden, I didn’t hear it, don’t pick on me, Daddy’s talking, sit down, STFU, grass, what will you say to your children if they ask you about God, what if he exists, some people call it Jimmy Carr, next time he’s gone, I grew up in a religious household, Hinduism, what do you think about being on Romesh Ranganathan’s turf, just spent the day with Romesh doing a podcast, sorry but you’ve got to go, can I stay, no more drink, Text – how can I tell my children I wish I’d had them adopted, Text – got tickets for my wife’s birthday, not bad, a night out, anywhere where there’s food,
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