Roasting a unit in the front row…

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Roasting an Absolute UNIT In The Front Row

Laughs Funny compilation recorded at the early show in Marlowe, Canterbury on July 4th 2025.

There’s one heckle from someone that asks “what is it like being a Funko Pop”. I’ve had a look and they appear to be a real rarity as I can’t even find a picture of one (all I keep pulling up is Jimmy Carter).

Below I’ve posted a 2019 tweet from Jimmy, relating to our late Queen’s Funko Pop. Clearly the toy name didn’t register with him!

features: munging, sex in a graveyard, when you dig up a corpse and gang bang it, the gang bang party pump the corpse, then they draw straws, mouth over the orifice, jump on it and it squirts out, Guy, plaster, worst thing you’ve ever heard during a show, do you own any leisurewear, who did your haircut – the council, James, just finished Uni, I’m 23, quantity surveying, who is the biggest comedian you could take in a fight, Greg Davies, Richard Ayoade, Jon Richardson, Josh Widdicombe, Warwick Davis, Text – someone that tried to take their own life in 2020, GAY, takes time but it gets better, what’s your darkest joke, James, drive, errr, don’t want to name drop, DJ’s, what’s it like being a Funko Pop, Ryan, Funko Pop is a toy with a big head, cook, Weatherspoons, my girlfriend, Danielle, where do you get your hair from Tappy Carpets, it’s a carpet place, might be, what breaks when you give it to a baby, Laura, I’m adopted its fine,

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