“Spice Things Up For My Dad – He’s The One With The Service Dog!”

Somewhere in Australia – March 2026.

features: will you sign my book, Conor, not sure – doing Maths at Uni, want to do a PHD in Maths, not doing it yet, Maths, Madeline, what’s your thoughts on vegemite, Text – dad with the service dog, mental problems and heart condition, PTSD, mass raped when I was 13, I’m not a virgin, why are you travelling the country in such a retarded way, Canberra – Ballarat and then Perth, I flew from England to see you, I’d like that autographed, have you been swimming on an Australian beach, are you into any conspiracy theories, my family talks about cloud seeding, people believe we’re in a simulation, albino bluebottles, ever wanked in the bath, Text – parents that don’t approve of a girlfriend, Harry, figuring it out