December 2009 FHM magazine gave away a free DVD called:

FHM STAND UP HEROES 2009

Lasting 49 minutes there’s currently one on eBay for a princely sum of £1.16.

The blurb on the back says:

Come sit on our knee, young man – like a benevolent, slightly over-friendly uncle, FHM has a present for you. Close your eyes, open your hands…

And welcome to the absolute cream of comedy DVDs this Christmas, Eight belting, gag-rammed clips, lovingly squashed onto a single disc – and guaranteed to make you laugh like some sort of gurgling idiot. In fact, you should think of it as a thin, 12cm-wide E with a hole in it. That contains moving images and sound. God this is tortuous. Quick – let’s just get to who’s on the damn thing.

Unfortunately, no indication as to how long each person gets:

• Russell Brand
• Ed Byrne
• Jimmy Carr
• Russell Howard
• Stephen K Amos
• Johnny Vegas
• Rhod Gilbert
• Al Murray

It then goes on to say that “FHM recommends wearing a neck stabiliser, in case your head falls off”.

Unusually, in the copyright credits at the end, Jimmy’s is identified as Channel 4 DVD. So no clue as to what the content was.

There is a new page detailing Merchandise and Collectibles (here).