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Her husband’s DIY mistake cost her two fingers

December 11th 2025 gig at Liverpool’s M&S Bank Arena.

Features: Text – lost 2 fingers to a DIY mistake, thumbs up, has your girlfriend got balls, is Susie Dent a sex addict, she sells sea shells, what do think of Stephen Fry, what do you think of AI, Yevgeny, Ukraine, bad looking woman or bad looking transgender, how do you solve UK politics, get on with it, she cancelled eco-renewable energy, Text – if you were in a heist movie what role would you have in the crew, r*pist, Text – what’s your stance on people bringing sex toys to an event, the toy, was she going commando, Text – can I have a lap session for my birthday,

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