Jimmy Carr’s Birthday Gift Comes With an Unexpected Catch

Compilation from Southend-on-Sea from 1 of the 2 shows on September 9^th 2026, UK Laughs Funny tour.

See Booklist (here) for books from Will Storr and Iceberg Slim.

Features: dwarves, Bonnie Blue, can I say happy birthday for Tuesday, we got you a present, don’t ask where it’s from, knickers for your birthday, Tuesday, as I get old my dick’s getting smaller, my missuses fa**y is getting wider, my daughter is 20 years old but has started seeing a 50 year old man, go and find him and sort it out, I hate my girlfriend, about a year, she’s a girl that I fancied since I was 15 and she’s just become single, there’s bits of my girlfriend I love, 23, what if we break up and the other girl don’t want me, have you got any cheese jokes, any more cheesy jokes, what’s a pirate’s favourite cheese, I’m getting married next month what am I going to do, she’s scaring me the closer it gets to it, I’ve got something, I’m from Manchester, I haven’t got a UTI, doing a counselling course at the moment, what advice would you have on that, it’s hard, where’s the weirdest place you’ve had sex, Andrew Tate,