At least my hair is real

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“At least my hair is real”

Heckle Amnesty crowd work compilation from Galway, Republic of Ireland. Laughs Funny tour.

For anyone that doesn’t get the references – Protestants keep their toasters in a kitchen cupboard and Catholics on the work top. Jimmy then goes on to refer to The Troubles.

Features: Text – flower business in Tipperary, where do you keep your toaster, The Troubles, (woman laughs weirdly) are you taking the piss, queefing Audrey, earlier in your career have you ever had a Promoter stop a show because of a joke you told, “Prunches” – man in College studying game design, favourite video game, at least my hair is real, did you ever play sports, tennis, I’ve twins Arlan and Dylan, Mumsnet, 27 year old twins, Text – Kayla and Gowan getting married, Joke – went to see a relationship counsellor (interrupted and didn’t finish it), saw you in 2016, I heckled you and never got heckled back, don’t forget your shovel if you want to go to work, last time I saw you you said what’s the most important thing in a relationship, consent

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