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I Want to Control Nuclear Systems!” – Jimmy Roasts Geordies Ambitious Plans

This is in Newcastle, UK and I think it’s all the way back in December 2024 (when Jimmy did 2 shows at the O2 City Hall on the 4th).

It’s a rowdy Geordie crowd and, as a native Brit, I was struggling as much as Mr C to get half of what they were saying…

Features: what, you look like a sh*t Tory candidate, Sunderland or Newcastle, come on Liverpool, you said you liked big t*ts earlier – check out my lass’s, you’re missing out, Natalie, look after kids, are you half Chinese, I thought you were half Chinese, your face, sorry, what is your favourite British cuisine, Chinese, Text – driving test congratulations, control systems, nuclear, you look like a child, I’ve got a question, You do a Geordie joke about the accent, if you woke up while you were camping and found a condom in you’re a**e would you tell anyone, want to go camping, what do you want it to be, more cushion for the pushing, Lauren, Buenos not Willies,

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