“Who’s the Fittest Disney Princess?” – Kiwi’s Give The WILDEST Answers

Not sure whether this is Dunedin (January 8^th 2026) or Christchurch (January 10^th or 11^th). But we do know that it’s New Zealand!!

The first 3 minutes or so is Jimmy sledging New Zealand with some jokes about their country. Then we are into the crowd work. Some I’ve seen before – but mostly new.

features: ((Starts with negging on New Zealand)), this is a bit fancy for you isn’t it, rape slogan, if you don’t have the rubber there’ll be no hubba hubba, it’s not rape if you say yes, Jaunty, investigate migrant exploitation, public servant, try my best, would you like to meet one of my fine dairy cows, would you f*’k Jacinda, and then f*’ked off, best life advice, no condom no hubba hubba, supervisor for a civil construction company, buy heaps of houses, do you have a Christmas Day tradition, Fruit Loops, speaking of children I can’t decide on a baby name, he likes Sirius, already got a Harry a George and a Lily, Stirling, his claim to fame – named by Jimmy Carr, bought your book will you sign it, make-up artist, mum Sally, (Hi Sally), no I’m not but I’m happy,  Text – how do you get in the zone before a show, Text – who’s the fittest Disney Princess, Rapunzel, Ariel, you could actually get her wet, Elsa, Sleeping Beauty, Text – saving herself for you – please bring the gimp suit, straight,